Just for the record, I don’t know if I’ve ever been completely taught what the “bases” are, but let’s give it a shot. So you know how in baseball, before you steal a base, you take a good solid lead-off?Figure if anything, we can sort it out together as we move along. Now depending on how far into this we get, I think this is like kissing. Not that I’m saying you’re going to rape the girl at 3rd base, but, this is just more like an intermediary bridge between second and third.I haven’t actually plotted out where we’re going with this yet, so I don’t know what would fall into each category. We’re talking some full out groping, maybe a little body kissing, maybe one of those sensual massages you’re really good at. Now, for the second base lead-off, I’m throwing this out there…handjobs, and/or the female equivalent.But I think this is kissing, holding, maybe what the kid’s called “necking”, back in 1973. Hands in appropriate places and just having a solid makeout session. Think of second base as fun with the body’s largest organ! I don’t really know if there’s a name for the female handjob except the phrase “diddling” which just makes me feel like a gross old man to say. So you may have that second base lead-off and eyeballing second base like a fat kid staring at a burrito, but before you go sliding in face first (not feet first, you could seriously injure somebody. ) here’s where you want to pump the brakes for a second and refer to Episode 5, “And She Has a Weird Rash”.Often, the most pleasurable sexual activity occurs when both or all partners are focused on the experience — rather than an end goal.
Also any above the belt touching is included in this base2nd Base - Hands below the belt.
Essentially, between second and third…we’ve reached the genitals. Actually, shit, amendment to First Base as well…look for cold sores. So, before you go doing, whatever it is you think you’re going to do down there…have a look around.
Just like you did when you were a little kid, and you’d bust out a flashlight under the covers and open a book.
And just in case you don’t have one, here, here’s a link to a free flashlight app for your i Phone. Now, I know you’re asking, “Jo E, if a home run is sex, is there no such thing as a grand slam in Denny’s AND in baseball? I’m uhh…I’m not really sure how this one measures up or fits into everything. If a home run is you scoring, and a grand slam is other people scoring…hmmm. In today’s society, thanks to things like Viagra, there really is no “end of the game” anymore.
Get that, and just bust it out before you do anything and have a look. Even dudes who go against Darwinism are being allowed to still run the bases.