Now, in what may mark either the high or low point for the Internet as a communications medium, a company called Personal Dating Assistants is offering not only to tell you how to online date, but to do it for you — for a price, of course.PDA’s homepage is dominated by a photo of high-heeled, mini-dressed women with porn-star simpers on their faces.If you are on a personal connection, like at home, you can run an anti-virus scan on your device to make sure it is not infected with malware.If you are at an office or shared network, you can ask the network administrator to run a scan across the network looking for misconfigured or infected devices.
Unsurprisingly, those shared activities – those shared miseries – frequently work to bond.
The man in this soon-to-be coupling was versed in devising unique first date ideas.
Soon enough it was time to schedule that first date.
I don't have time for petty drama or emotional hysteries. Perhaps something about them messed up the mian paragraph, but I don't think so. A hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue.
Well, I'm gonna hit up that hot girl because the first ad is real. I'm young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right.