Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room. By the time I got undressed, pooped and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. Called the BX to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to poop. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. December 9 - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out.
ENSIGN: Falls over doorstep when trying to enter building, says look at the Choo-Choo, wets himself, plays in mud puddles, mumbles to himself.ADMIRAL: Leaps tall buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a locomotive, is faster than a speeding bullet, walks on water amid typhoons, reviews policy with God.CAPTAIN: Leaps short buildings with a single bound, is more powerful than a switch engine, is just as fast as a speeding bullet, walks on water if sea is calm, talks to God.Board up all windows, leaving all friends and family outside.You can communicate only with letters that your neighbors will hold to two weeks before delivering; losing one out of five.