The funny thing about Miller's dating tips is how easily they translate into tried and true rules of comedy performance.
That makes sense because, let's be real, no matter what state your love life is in ...
In another joke about old men's physique, she says, "They all have replaced hips and arthritis, so when they really get moving, it sounds like a dress rehearsal for STOMP." And, of course, Miller's personal favorite (which she thinks doesn't get nearly as many laughs as it deserves): "I'm through with old men, but they're not through with me.
They keep groping me, especially the ones that can't afford guide dogs." (We agree.) However, Miller's extensive experience deriding relationships is precisely what makes her the perfect candidate to give hilariously helpful advice on the topic.
So don’t tell her that you’re adventurous, loyal, fun, and curious about the world.What women want: "Don’t be an asshole and wash your asshole." It’s that simple! We’ll let Carly Aquilino and Jessimae Peluso fill you in on the rest.We tapped the two comediennes—performing together on Saturday as part of the New York Comedy Festival a.k.a.When they’re like, "Hi, your hair looks good today." "Hi, I like those shoes." But then they also might be gay, but—it doesn’t matter. Because when you try, you end up looking like a fool, and we both feel awkward, and now I have to tell you to walk away.I’m keeping the cocktail that you bought me, but you need to walk away.