So here are my reasons brainiacs are screwed up when it comes to getting screwed: 1. We all value a good education, but stop thinking your slumming it with someone just because they didn’t go to Yale too. Even your dating advice has to be exclusive to Ivy Leaguers. You let a man who wrote a book called The Tao of Dating: The Smart Woman’s Guide to Embracing Your Inner Goddess & Finding the Fulfillment You Deserve work at the finest school in the country.You brag about yourself, your college, and your achievements at least twice as much as you ask me questions. The only time you don’t take yourself seriously is when you’re so drunk you think you can act out. Instead of trying to compare our accomplishments, why don’t you see how we compliment each other. From your college admissions to your country clubs, everything you do is catered to your class. Then he goes and throws the name around in a way that drags your brand through the low-brow mud, despite its attempt to talk to a high-brow audience.Throwing Harvard into the equation just makes everything worse.
And maybe, just maybe, you’d like them to be in your same neighborhood, attractive enough to at least look good in black-and-white photos, with a height that meets your way-too-restrictive height preferences.
There would be a line at the door with a strict doorman and inside would be a collection of beautiful people, all deemed special because they’d made it past the velvet rope. “Our requirements for women are just as rigorous as our requirements for men.
“The brand of The League is really for these ambitious driven, young professionals that want to date other ambitious, driven young professionals,” explained Amanda Bradford, founder of The League.
The Ivy League snob believes his fellow private college geniuses (yes, he even listed specific schools that qualify) suffer under the weight of their giant brains.
Here are the Cliff’s Notes style version for us lazy students, plus five of our own theories… Ivy grads learned a cause/effect relationship to love — learning stuff from books equated to love from their parents. Ivy grads are too smart to date 95% of the population because they’re too dumb to ever understand them.