With a sigh she replied, “Everything I have.” ***** “Marriages don’t last. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
You can pick up a heroin addiction, drop out of high school, rob a bank or decide to write the great American novel financing yourself on your credit cards. You can go to rehab, get your GED, get parole, and pay off those cards. A modern man doesn’t turn up his nose at a woman with some sexual experience who might have learned a trick or two from previous lovers about what men REALLY like, or more likely, she learned how to FIND OUT, but the majority of men would like to see a NEW sign on her uterus. When a man picks a wife, he wants to know he won’t be competing with some random babydaddy who was there before him. A great wife and mother places the needs and happiness of her husband and children ABOVE her own needs, and in doing so, finds her greatest happiness. But a woman who makes YOU the center of her life is going to be a great wife. Oh, that’s the story she’ll spin for you, because really, what women is going to sit there and say “I’m an unbearably controlling and irrational cunt who made my husband’s life such hell he decided he would rather be a weekend Dad than spend one more second with me”. What kind of delusional self-image does a woman have, if she can fall for a con artist with a gambling habit that would shame Charlie Sheen?
Q: What does a penis and a boyfriend have in common?
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked.
Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for boyfriends? Q: How many ex-boyfriends does it take to tile a bathroom? A: A Terrorwrist Q: How does a boyfriend show he's planning for the future? Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? Q: What's a boyfriends idea of honesty in a relationship? While the Daughter is getting ready for her Date, the Dad says to the Boyfriend "What's the first thing you feel when you stick your hands down a girls pants? A boyfriend suppose to make yo panties WET not yo Eyes A jealous boyfriend is a faithful boyfriend.
A: When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. A: Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming. A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini Q: What do a good employee and a boyfriend have in common? Q: What does a boyfriend and mascara have in common? Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a boyfriend watching Monday Night Football? Q: What's a boyfriends definition of a romantic evening? Q: What do you call a boyfriend who Masterbates more than twice a day? A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then. Every guy should give their girl 3 things: A stuffed animal, jewelry, and one of his sweatshirts sprayed with cologne.